Atigeo LLC‘s President and COO Christopher Burgess writes in the Huffington Post, “I’d like to see industry move to an environment where the preferences and identity of the consumer are 100 percent controlled by the individual consumer.” Wouldn’t we all.
- While most other companies are concerned with protecting your privacy, we care about profiteering and violating it when expedient or useful.
- You have no privacy with us. If we can use any of your details to legally make a profit, we probably will.
- By using any of our services, you grant us permission to surgically implant a tracking microchip of our choosing in your body and sell all collected information to the highest bidder . . . and to all other bidders.
- We are serious about all of the above. So don’t go trying to sue us later with some nonsense like “I thought that was all satire.” All your privacy are belong to us. We mean it.